- A writer must not shift your point of view.
- Always pick on the correct idiom.
- Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
- Always be sure to finish what
- Avoid alliteration. Always.
- Avoid archaeic spellings.
- Avoid clichés like the plague. (They’re old hat.)
- Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
- Be more or less specific.
- Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
- Contractions aren’t necessary.
- Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
- Don’t indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.
- Don’t never use no double negatives.
- Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!
- Don’t repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
- Don’t use commas, that, are not, necessary.
- Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
- Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”
- Employ the vernacular.
- Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
- Eschew obfuscation.
- Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
- Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
- Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
- Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
- Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
- If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
- If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
- It behooves you to avoid archaic expressions.
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- Never use a big word when a diminutive alternative would suffice.
- No sentence fragments.
- One should never generalize.
- One-word sentences? Eliminate.
- Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
- Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.
- Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of ten or more words, to their antecedents.
- Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
- Profanity sucks.
- Subject and verb always has to agree.
- Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
- The adverb always follows the verb.
- The passive voice is to be avoided.
- Understatement is always best.
- Use the apostrophe in it’s proper place and omit it when its not needed.
- Use youre spell chekker to avoid mispeling and to catch typograhpical errers.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.